About Myrple

I am a cool rabbit that makes a living by smashing computers with a hammer. I also love to reset passwords and soothe the ancients demons that reside within enterprise printers. In my spare time I dismantle electronics and decide to either lovingly clean them and give them new life or torture them with soldering irons and horrible software. It really depends on my particular contempt for the product in question. If it's an old and obsolete piece of garbage I'll probably fall in love with it, if it's a smart home device or something I am going to beat it with a rock. Where do I get all this garbage? My other favorite activities, stealing shit and browsing my local thrift store.

I can't actually play bass. Does that make this more or less in character?

I have many other hobbies that take up a lot of time and entirely too much of my money like Gunpla, tabletop and board games, and video games. Especially video games, I love all sorts of indies and JRPGs especially. Check out my topsters list of my top 50 games. No I couldn't pick only 25 games like you are supposed to in topsters because I am a freak. It's not quite in order except for the top 10, which are all games that are essential to me as a person. If you couldn't tell I like Night in the Woods a lot. I also love commissioning art! I'm no artist myself but honestly it is more fun to see my ideas in other people's styles and interpretation. There's a few pieces from awesome artists around this very website. Check out the credits page for real.
Do I have any hobbies that don't involve sitting on my ass? I love hiking when time allows. It usually does not, but I had a small unemployed stint of scavenging Google Maps for fun places to take a walk. It's nice to just go outside and explore! I hate doing it on weekends when trails are busy, but I can still take a day off every now and again to go enjoy nature. I've also been doing a lot more cooking recently! It's fun, satisfying, and very difficult for someone who grew up eating nothing but frozen foods. But if you learn a few fundamentals, it quickly becomes much less daunting. Don't be afraid to look up dumb shit like "how to dice an onion", because I sure had to, and with Gordon Ramsey's stalwart guidance I can now dice a damn good onion. Life is truly all about making non-instant mashed potatoes for the first time while in your 20s. Honestly if you have the time it's probably one of the better life skills to learn just in general. And who doesnt love being rewarded with a delicious meal! Budget bytes is a great resource for recipes and price breakdowns, if you are as clueless as I am you could start in worse places. Speaking of clueless, I am also attempting to draw better! No you can't see them yet. They are bad. But hopefully I will stick with it long enough to be less horribly embarassed about it.
That's all I have for now! I'll update this page when inspiration strikes or if I have a new project to yell into the void about.